Weird crime news this morning at citizensvoice.com:

Police say it was the sauce on the suspect’s face that cracked a case of stolen meatballs in Hazle Twp. Tuesday.

Two bank customers squared off with a tire iron and firearm in the drive-through of a Kingston bank.

A teacher choking a 12-year-old student had to be pulled off by a police officer and school principal, according to arrest documents.